A Kitty Called Abed
My Name is Abed. I am the best cat that has ever lived.
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This would be a perfect gift for me so I would have my very own laptop to sleep on!
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Nicholas Cage-Cat is my celeb cat crush! So handsome hehe
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Here are some photo’s of me and my friend Hendrix (he’s the little black one…not racist) Just chillin on the couch whilst my Human Slave operates the computer so we can watch Breaking Bad.
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Breaking Bad is my favourite T.V. show. When my computer operator/Human Slave puts it on. I only wish it had more cats. Some nice lady cats for a bit of eye candy amirite?!
But seriously, cats can cook meth too. I feel discriminated against as part of the feline race! I’m gonna call Saul Goodman and get a law suit happenin’! -
We used to live in a foster home together and now he is visiting me. He totally ate my kibble but I don’t even care cos that mutha fucker is a bad ass!
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I had a chicken neck followed by some kibble. Here’s how to make it:
Step 1: Wake Up!
Step 2: Wake up either Human Slave #1 or Human Slave #2
N.B. Be careful of bearded slave man as he will torment you with face rubbing and not produce food from the silver cupboard of food.Step 3: Meow and lead awoken slave to the silver food cupboard. If they do anything else continue to meow until food is provided. If they try and feed themselves first, eat their food to remind them who runs the house, they will eventually give you food.
Step 4: Enjoy and leave the mess for one of the slaves to clean.
Step 5: Nap or maybe watch some Breaking Bad.
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Ranga’s have no souls.
Pfft! What a tiny bed! I have a queen sized bed that I sometimes share with my human slave.
