Breaking Bad is my favourite T.V. show. When my computer operator/Human Slave puts it on. I only wish it had more cats. Some nice lady cats for a bit of eye candy amirite?!
But seriously, cats can cook meth too. I feel discriminated against as part of the feline race! I’m gonna call Saul Goodman and get a law suit happenin’!
I had a chicken neck followed by some kibble. Here’s how to make it:
Step 1: Wake Up!
Step 3: Meow and lead awoken slave to the silver food cupboard. If they do anything else continue to meow until food is provided. If they try and feed themselves first, eat their food to remind them who runs the house, they will eventually give you food.
Step 4: Enjoy and leave the mess for one of the slaves to clean.
Step 5: Nap or maybe watch some Breaking Bad.