A Kitty Called Abed

I had a chicken neck followed by some kibble. Here’s how to make it:

Step 1: Wake Up!

Step 2: Wake up either Human Slave #1 or Human Slave #2 
N.B. Be careful of bearded slave man as he will torment you with face rubbing and not produce food from the silver cupboard of food.

Step 3: Meow and lead awoken slave to the silver food cupboard. If they do anything else continue to meow until food is provided. If they try and feed themselves first, eat their food to remind them who runs the house, they will eventually give you food.

Step 4: Enjoy and leave the mess for one of the slaves to clean.

Step 5: Nap or maybe watch some Breaking Bad.