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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My Name is Abed. I am the best cat that has ever lived.</description><title>A Kitty Called Abed</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @akittycalledabed)</generator><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>This would be a perfect gift for me so I would have my very own...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5re5avf3f1ry0mq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This would be a perfect gift for me so I would have my very own laptop to sleep on!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/25286387464</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/25286387464</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 07:19:58 -0400</pubDate><category>kitty</category><category>abed</category><category>laptop</category><category>hello kitty</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rdyd9Hd71ry0mq2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/25286285496</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/25286285496</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 07:15:49 -0400</pubDate><category>kitty</category></item><item><title>Nicholas Cage-Cat is my celeb cat crush! So handsome hehe</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ng82NVyK1ry0mq2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicholas Cage-Cat is my celeb cat crush! So handsome hehe&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/25149370794</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/25149370794</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 04:14:25 -0400</pubDate><category>Nicholas Cage</category><category>Kitty</category><category>Cat</category></item><item><title>I don't want Hendrix to leave</title><description>&lt;p&gt;He makes such a good Pillow!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24731763430</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24731763430</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2012 02:02:57 -0400</pubDate><category>kitty</category><category>abed</category><category>hendrix</category></item><item><title>Here are some photo’s of me and my friend Hendrix...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c3riDVHe1ry0mq2o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here are some photo’s of me and my friend Hendrix (he’s the little black one…not racist) Just chillin on the couch whilst my &lt;a href="http://end-inner-key.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Human Slave&lt;/a&gt; operates the computer so we can watch Breaking Bad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24729639015</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24729639015</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2012 01:11:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Kitty's love Breaking Bad</category><category>Hendrix</category><category>Abed</category></item><item><title>Breaking Bad is my favourite T.V. show. When my computer...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58uhgdzjp1ry0mq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Breaking Bad is my favourite T.V. show. When my &lt;a href="http://end-inner-key.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;computer operator/Human Slave&lt;/a&gt; puts it on. I only wish it had more cats. Some nice lady cats for a bit of eye candy amirite?! &lt;br/&gt;But seriously, cats can cook meth too. I feel discriminated against as part of the feline race! I’m gonna call Saul Goodman and get a law suit happenin’!  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24602829004</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24602829004</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 06:58:28 -0400</pubDate><category>kitty</category><category>abed</category><category>breaking bad</category><category>lady cats</category><category>Better Call Saul</category></item><item><title>My friend Hendrix has come to visit!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We used to live in a foster home together and now he is visiting me. He totally ate my kibble but I don&amp;#8217;t even care cos that mutha fucker is a bad ass! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24602702208</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24602702208</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 06:53:33 -0400</pubDate><category>kitty</category><category>hendrix</category><category>abed</category></item><item><title>This mornings breakfast</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I had a chicken neck followed by some kibble. Here&amp;#8217;s how to make it:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 1: Wake Up!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 2: Wake up either &lt;a href="http://madefromtheclothofpudding.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Human Slave #1&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://end-inner-key.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Human Slave #2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt;N.B. Be careful of bearded slave man as he will torment you with face rubbing and not produce food from the silver cupboard of food.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 3: Meow and lead awoken slave to the silver food cupboard. If they do &lt;em&gt;anything &lt;/em&gt;else continue to meow until food is provided. If they try and feed themselves first, eat their food to remind them who runs the house, they will eventually give you food.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 4: Enjoy and leave the mess for one of the slaves to clean.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Step 5: Nap or maybe watch some Breaking Bad. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24584385346</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24584385346</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 22:44:11 -0400</pubDate><category>Kitty</category><category>Breakfast</category><category>Breaking Bad</category><category>Abed</category></item><item><title>Ranga’s have no souls. 
Pfft! What a tiny bed! I have a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5875sL3oz1ry0mq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ranga’s have no souls. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pfft! What a tiny bed! I have a queen sized bed that I sometimes share with my &lt;a href="http://madefromtheclothofpudding.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;human slave&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24583698672</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24583698672</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 22:34:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ginger cat</category><category>abed</category><category>kitty</category></item><item><title>This is me with my two human slaves at a night club recently. As...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m586pcChPu1ry0mq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is me with my two human slaves at a night club recently. As you can see I am the greatest dancer ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24582968291</link><guid>http://akittycalledabed.tumblr.com/post/24582968291</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 22:24:48 -0400</pubDate><category>Abed</category><category>Dancing</category><category>nightclub</category><category>kitty</category></item></channel></rss>
